Twinkie Brain

The executives at Hostess have been eating too many Twinkies and Ding-Dongs.  The sugar-brained executives had the nerve to ask the bankruptcy court for permission to pay themselves $1.8 million in bonuses or the executives won't stay on through Hostess's bankruptcy liquidation.  They bankrupt a company, ruin an iconic American brand, and cost 18,000 people their jobs right before the Holidays, then want a bonus for this stellar performance.  Really?  Where's the accountability?  Don't let the door hit their fat Ho-Ho asses on the way out.  Pay them in stale Little Debbie's instead.